There once was a man named Walter who was terribly depressed. His job of 20 years had just laid him off, his wife was leaving him, his eldest son had just been sent to prison, and he had been diagnosed with terminal cancer. Walter dealt with it for as long as he could, but as his problems got worse and worse, he decided he couldn't take it anymore, and jumped off a bridge to his death. Walter's body was found due to it getting caught between some rocks...directly beneath the bridge. What's the best way to describe how this story ended?
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.