A man is shopping at Walmart in a state with very relaxed gun laws, where he sees a sign next to the gun case that says "no license or background check required for gun purchase." Appalled by the lack of regulation, he goes up to the cashier and says, "well this is just despicable. This is everything that's wrong with this country. You have no regulations on guns? So anyone can buy one?"
"Yeah, I guess," answers the cashier.
"That is just horrible!" the man says, "So a crazed lunatic could walk in here with detailed plans of buying a glock with 60 bullets and killing his wife's parents, and you couldn't do anything to stop him?"
"Well, I suppose not," says the cashier.
"Well then," says the man, "I'd like a glock and 60 bullets, please."
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