A British man walks into a Wal-Mart and goes to the counter. "Hey," he says, "do you know where I can buy a Kinder Egg?"
"Sorry, but we don't sell them due to them being a safety hazard for children."
"Ah no problem then," the man responds, "I'll just take two of these assault rifles instead."
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