A family walks into a restaurant, the waiter serves them who is exceptionally kind. He does an amazing job, treating them nicely, and even helping them with their children.
The waiter walks back into the kitchen and overhears the family saying: "We should give him a $100 tip" The waiter gets excited, and continues to listen. One of the family members says: "But, I can't do it alone!" "Maybe we can all come together" The family agrees.
The waiter is happy, excited, and waits anxiously for his tip. So he waits, gives the bill, and continues to wait. The family would not leave, and continued to sit at the table. An hour passed, the waiter
could not wait anymore. So he walks up to the family.
The waiter tells them: "Are you alright? Is there anything wrong?"
The family responds: "When you seed $100 of evil, the roots kill 100 things around it. But when you seed $100 of good, ten thousand good prospers." Then the family gets up, and leave.
The man searches the table, and finds nothing, but the bill, and five dollars worth of tip.
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