Hamish MacTavish is visiting his married friends Sandy and Glenda MacDougal.
”Sandy, I can’t help it,” says Hamish, ”but Glenda really turns me on. If I could pinch her bare backside just once, I would give you a thousand dollars.”
”For that kind of money,” says Sandy, ”I don’t think that Glenda would mind. Would you, Glenda? Go ahead and pinch her.”
Glenda leans over a chair and exposes her behind. Hamish looks at it... and just keeps looking.
Finally, after five minutes, he says, ”I just can’t do it.”
”Why not?” asks Sandy, ”have you not got the nerve?”
”It is not that,” says Hamish, ”I have not got the money.”
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