A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked: "Will you buy booze?"The bum said: "No."The man asked "Will you gamble it away?"The bum said: "No."Then the man asked: "Will you come home with me, so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
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