"Wife forgot to wish her husband a happy birthday. She came home late at night from the office...
Her husband shouted: How would you feel if you didn't see me for the next few days?
She couldn't believe her luck. She replied at once: '' Wowww... That would be great..!''
Monday passed, and she didn't see him...
Tuesday, she didn't see him
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Wednesday passed too
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On Thursday the swelling was better and she could see him from the corner of her left eye... :D
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