An older couple had just learned how to send text messages
on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and
the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon, the wife went out to meet a friend for
coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text
message, and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."
The husband texted back to her:
I'm on the john, please advise
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