Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop. What's the matter?! she asked. Where's the body?! demanded the officer. What are you talking about? We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was being murdered in this house.
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