Valentines day it's truly a gift
I am proud to admit that I have nothing to omit
my maiden of choice is my right hand and spit
all those couples out there can go rot in shit
Lube is the dream I am saddened to say
that my bank account cannot pay.
my bodily fluids are here to stay
for there is no raise for this valentines day
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