...when the first midget pointed to the second midget and said "Hey man, you've got some really small hands." The second midget replied while holding his hands out "Yeah man, I've got the smallest hands in the world!" The second then looked at the first midget and said "Hey man, you've got some really small feet." The first midget replied while looking down at his feet "Yeah man, I've got the smallest feet in the world!" The third midget proceeded to pull down his pants and said "Look guys, I've got the smallest penis in the world!" So the three midgets decide to call up the Guinness Book of World Records to see if they can make it into the book. The next day the guy from Guinness shows up and takes the first midget to another room. The first midget comes back all giddy with a certificate and says "Told you guys! I've got the smallest feet in the world!" The guy then takes back the second midget back to the room. The second midget comes back all chipper with a certificate and says "Told you guys! I've got the smallest hands in the world!" The guy then takes back the third midget back to the room. The third midget somberly walks back out with his head down and says "Man... Whose (insert name of friend here in group here)"
Great joke for parties and for telling to a group of friends, always gets a great reaction!
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