A man is joggy around a lake and sees a woman crying. So he stops and asked whats wrong. The woman said I never been huged cuz I have no arms and legs. So the gives her a hug. The next day he sees the woman again and asked her why is she still crying she said cuz I never been kissed. So the man gives her a kiss. The very next day the woman is still there crying and he asked again whats wrong she said I never been fucked. So the man pick her up and throws her in the lake and said now your fuck.
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