The threads in the seat covers of Jim's truck have all torn loose. He and his girlfriend takes it to a shop called "Mr Ree's Upholstery Repair" run by a Frenchman named Ag. After an hour in the waiting room, they are shown the repairs. Mr. Ree as pasted them all together with soft cheese. Jim's girlfriend is furious and she tells Jim to tell Mr. Ree he's an idiot. Jim replies "seat seams are made of brie, who am I dis Ag Ree?"
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