Guy comes home and finds his wife packing.
"What are you doing, baby??"
She says, "I'm leaving, you pervert."
He says, "Baby, what are you talking about? I love you, baby, don't leave me."
She says, "You know damn well what I'm talking about, you...you pedophile."
Now he's pissed: "'Pedophile,' eh? Well that's a pretty big word for a 14-year old."
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