James is alone in the bedroom when his beautiful wife opens the door and walks in.
"James," she whispers, "Take off my shirt."
"James," she whispers, "Take off my bra."
"James," she whispers, "Take off my skirt."
"James," she whispers, "Take of my stockings."
"James," she whispers, "Take off my panties."
"James!" she screams, "Don't ever wear my fucking clothes again!"
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