Jack was walking around with his girlfriend, Lucille. He was pensive.
"What's the matter, hon?"
After a long second, Jack replies
"I'm kinda jealous, Lucille. Can we sit down and talk?"
They sit under a tree
"Okay, Lucille. I want you to promise me under this tree that you've never been unfaithful to me"
"Okay Jack. I promise you I've never been unfaithful to you under this tree"
Jack fainted.
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