Una pareja de ancianos discuten, y �l le dice a ella:
"Cuando te mueras voy a comprar una l�pida que diga: "Aqu� yace mi mujer, tan fr�a como siempre".
"Y yo voy a poner: "Aqu� yace mi marido, �al fin r�gido!".
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