Un hombre llega corriendo a su casa, azota la puerta y grita:
"�Amor, empaca tus cosas! �Gan� la loter�a!"
"�Guau! �Fant�stico! �Debo empacar para ir a la playa o para ir a las monta�as?"
"�No me importa a donde, con tal que te vayas de aqu�!", responde el hombre.
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