You first meet you and you will have sex everywhere, on the beach, on top of buildings, in cars... You move in together, you are now confined to your home and you still have fun on washing machine (spin cycle), on balconies and in the backyard... You get married, now you are confined to the bedroom.. Time passes, you are confined under the blanket with lights off... and before you know it you will only have sex in hallways, that is when you pass each other and say.. fuck you!
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