Two young cowboys - aged six and four - walked into the pretend bar for a drink.
The older cowboy thumped his fist on the pretend bar and said to the pretend bartender, "Bartender, gimme a rye whiskey!"
The younger cowboy was not to be outdone. "Yeah, and make mine a whole wheat!"
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