Two workers and a managerial looking guy are walking down a park path with a shovel. Every 20 feet they stop, one worker digs a small hole in the ground, and the other one fills it back up, while the managerial dude watches on with a pencil and clipboard in hand.
A bored passerby watches the trio do this for a half hour, and finally comes up to them and asks, "Excuse me, what are you doing?"
The man with the clipboard barks back, "Well, what does it look like we're doing?"
"It looks like your first worker keeps digging holes, and the second worker is filling them back up - but I can't figure out what the point is."
"Ah, I see your confusion. Bill was supposed to be the *third* worker. Steve would've been planting the trees, but we had to downsize his position for budget reasons."
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