Both women had lived good christian lives. They both found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates greeted by St. Peter.
St. Peter said that they were shoe-ins to heaven, but they each had to answer one question in order to get in.
He asks the first woman "What was the name of the first woman?"
"That's easy, she says. Her name was Eve."
Trumpets sound and angels sing as the gates open and she enters the kingdom of heaven.
To the second woman St. Peter asks "What was the first thing Eve said when she first met Adam?"
She thought for a while... "Boy, that's a hard one..."
Trumpets sound and angels sing as the gates open and she enters the kingdom of heaven.
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