— You look upset, what's wrong?
— It was my husband's birthday yesterday, so I gave him a set of fishing lures.
— Great gift! You told me he goes fishing every weekend for the past ten years.
— Yeah... he opened it, looked inside the box and asked me "What the fuck are these?"
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