Two women are sitting in a coffee shop, discussing gardening and their lawns.
"I love my husband when he cuts the yard. It smells and looks great. Why don't you get your husband to cut the lawn?" The first women, Mrs. Lankershin, says.
"Oh, well, I've been treating my lawn pretty rough lately. No ones been cutting it." The second, Mrs. Fisher, replies.
"Really? It must be looking terrible by now!"
Mrs. Fisher takes a short sip of her coffee. "It has a good payout," She says, "We are hoping to make it emo."
"Huh?" Mrs. Lankershin asks.
"Then it will cut itself, duh!"
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