Two old violinists were talking to each other, and one said to the other, "If I die before you, I will find a way to tell you if there is an orchestra in Heaven". The other violinist says he would do the same. Sure enough, the first violinist dies. A few days pass, and the first violinist appears before the second. "I have returned just as I said, but I have good news and bad news". "Give me the good news." says the second violinist. "The good news is there is a magnificent orchestra in Heaven, filled with the best players to ever live. In fact, there is a concert tomorrow." The second violinist is delighted by the news, and asks "what could possibly be the bad news?" the first violinist replies, "You're playing the solo."
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