Their plan is to each find a girl, bite their neck, suck their blood, and leave them lifeless.
The first Vampire finds a girl, takes her to a room, and about five minutes later comes out with blood all over his face.
The vampires high five and celebrate.
The second vampire takes a girl into another room, and about five minutes later comes out and has blood all over his face.
The vampires once again celebrate.
But a few minutes later the girl comes out of the room.
The first vampire says to the second
"hey man, what the fuck? I thought the plan was to suck their blood and leave them lifeless."
The second vampire responds "that was plan A, but she had already decided on plan B"
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