A buddy of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl on February 5th -- box seats plus airfare, accommodations, etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding - so he can't go.
If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Isaac Jogues Catholic Church, in Pickering, at 5 p.m.
Her name's Louise. She's 5'4", about 125 lbs., good cook, makes a good salary. She will be the one in the white dress . . .
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