Two ten year old boys sitting on the steps to a brothel...

... watching men enter and exit all day. At one point, two men come out smiling, laughing and talking loudly to each other.

"Not bad for fifty bucks!" Says the first man with a large smile.

"Not bad." Agrees the second with a grin and a wink.

The first boy has an idea and immediately turns to the second.

"How much money have you got?" He asks.

"Thirty cents." Says the second.

"Give it here," he checks his own pockets and states, "I got twenty."
The boys knock on the door and anxiously wait. The door opens to reveal a beautiful smiling woman wearing a loose housecoat. Her false smile fades as she notices the two young boys looking at her with amazement.

"What do you want?" She asks.

"We want to see what is so good for Fifty bucks." Says the first boy.

"You do, eh?" she says with a raised eyebrow. "How much money you got?"

"Fifty cents" pipes up the second boy.

"Heh," she chuckles "you kids are funny. Give it here and I'll show you."

The boys give the money to the woman and she quickly opens her housecoat to reveal her large breasts. She grabs the first boy by the hair, hugs him close to her and squeezes his head between her enormous orbs. She quickly shakes her torso causing his head to bounce from breast to breast. She releases the first boy and quickly repeats this treatment with the second. The boys are so breathless and stunned the never hear the door close behind them.

The first boy turns to the second with a grin and says, "Not bad for fifty cents."

The second boy smiles and says, "yeah, not bad, but I don't think I could handle fifty bucks worth!"