Two Swedish guys see a brothel and decide to knock on the door. Bouncer opens the door and asks...
Bouncer: What do you want?
Swedes: We would like to have some sexy time with the ladies in your fine establishment if you don't mind.
B: How much money do you have?
S: We have 20 euros.
B: Well shit, for that kind of money you can go fuck each other for all I care!
And the bouncer slams the door in their faces. 15 minutes later there's a knock on the door..
B: You guys again! What do you want?
S: We would like to pay.
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