Elizabeth: "My husband got me this beautiful diamond ring yesterday, isn't it just precious?"
Evelyn: "How nice for you!"
Elizabeth: "and this beautiful ranch was left to me by my daddy. Isn't it just wonderful?"
Evelyn: "How nice for you!"
Elizabeth: "And my dear sweet brothers bought me those absolutely majestic horses you see off in the distance."
Evelyn:"Well, how nice for you!".
Elizabeth: "Evelyn you're a beautiful, young woman. Surely the men in your life must take good care of you!"
Evelyn: "Oh they do! My daddy really valued a good education and he sent me to boarding school. They taught literature, arithmetic, history, and how to speak in polite society. That's where they taught me to say 'how nice for you' instead of 'I don't give a fuck'"
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