Bubba and Billy Ray are out on a hunting trip. As the day goes on, they start drinking pretty heavily and their judgement starts to fade. Bubba hears a noise off to the side and turns and fires his rifle. After shooting, he realizes that he's shot Billy Ray! Bubba runs over to him and sees that he's not responsive. He takes out his cell phone and dials 911. The operator picks up and Bubba yells into the phone "Ya gotta help me! I was out huntin' with my friend and I think I've killed him!" The operator, trying to calm him, says "Okay sir, I need you to take a deep breath." Bubba takes a second and calms down a bit. The operator says "Alright, now I need for you to go over to the body and make sure he's dead." Bubba puts the phone down and goes over to the body. There's a loud BANG, and Bubba picks the phone back up. He says to the operator "Okay, now what?"
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