... when they come across a group of people watching a man immerse some of them in the river. Spying them, the man calls out "Hey, brothers, come on down. I'm baptizing sinners, washing away their sin, just as the word says. Come on down, you'll find Jesus, you'll be saved!"
"What d'you reckon?" one asks the other.
"Yeah, well, it probably can't hurt, 'n it's a hot day an all, a dip in the river sounds good." So he goes on down and is soon being immersed.
As he comes up the preacher says, "Hallelujah! Have you found Jesus!?"
"No", replies the REdneck, so he's dunked again.
"Have you found Jesus now?" asks the reverend excitedly.
"Nope, not yet," replies the guy, and a third time he goes down.
This time he's under the water for quite a while, and when his head bobs up the same question is asked. "Well, have you found him this time?"
"No, I haven't. Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
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