...and the first says, "You know, I experienced a true Freudian slip the other day."
"Really?"
"Yes. I meant to say to my wife, 'You look your best today', but instead it came out 'You look your breast today'"
"I see. I also had a Freudian slip the other day."
"You too? Tell me about it."
"Well, I was having dinner with my wife, and I meant to say, 'Please pass the salt', but what came out was, 'You miserable bitch you ruined my life'"
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