...when they encounter a policeman standing in a doorway. "Good evening ladies" he says..."I know what you are doing" he continues...
"Have you ever been picked up by The Fuzz?" he enquires...
The two girls both look knowingly at one another and one of them sighs "No, but I've been swung around by the tits a few times".
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