Two priests from different Protestant faiths decided they'd have a day together where they would observe each other's day-to-day work. They went to the first priest's church and got to work.
They started the day with confessions. The first priest made his money from confessions, but the second priest did not believe in paying for forgiveness, so he was financially supported by his congregation's voluntary tithings.
A man came to the confessional and said, "Father, I have sinned three times this week." The first priest paused and prayed for a moment, then responded, "Go, my son, and sin no more, but leave ten dollars by the door."
The second priest had never seen anything like this, and was especially impressed by the first priest's use of rhyme. However, he was a bit uncomfortable with the sale of forgiveness.
The first priest then got a phone call and had to answer it. Not wanting to get behind, he asked the second priest to take care of the confessional while he was gone. Another man came into the confessional and said, "Father, I have sinned twice this week."
The second priest had no idea what to do - do these sins just go for 3 or 4 bucks each, or does the price of sin increase exponentially? Unsure of how to respond, he said a silent prayer and then told the man,
"Go, my son, and sin again, 'cause this week's deal is three for ten!"
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