when they realize they forgot the soap. the first one says he has soap in his room, and runs naked to retrieve them. On the way back, he suddenly hears oncoming nuns, and decides to stand still as a statue. The three nuns, being curious at how life-like the statue was, begin to touch and feel the priest. the first nun gives his penis a tug, and the startled priest drops a bar of soap. She goes "oh! a soap dispenser!" the second nun follows suit and gets the same result. The third nun, however, tugs and pulls and to no avail does not receive a bar. Finally, after a couple of more tugs she exclaims "Oh! liquid soap!"
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