This guy was standing in line at a theatre when the guy standing behind him started to knees and massage his shoulders and he turned around and said, "what the hell are you doing?"
The other man replied, "I am a masseuser and I need to practice my craft."
The first man said, "yeah? Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me f'king the guy in front of me, do you?"
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