Two people escape from an asylum and make it all the way to a nearby hotel. They go to sleep, but in the dead of night, one of them gets out, sits down on the nightstand and proudly proclaims, "I am a light!"
The other says, "what are you doing? This is exactly the kind of thing they put us away for."
"I am a light!"
"If you don't get down and go to sleep, I'll call the asylum and have them pick you up"
"I am a light!"
He picks up the phone and calls the asylum and tells them what's happening, and they assure him that they'll be right over.
He says "No, don't. Come in the morning. It's still dark. I might need him."
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