patient 1: I have a fool proof plan on how we can get out of this place.
patient 2: what is it?
patient 1: you see that window over there? we'll use that to escape.
patient 2: yes but were on the 20th floor.
patient 1: don't worry I stole one of the guards flashlight. we will escape during the night. I'll turn on the flash light and you will crawl through across the other building.
patient 2: are you crazy, I'm not stupid. the battery might drain out and I will fall.
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