When they get off the plane one of the Pakistani guys says to the other,
“You know what? We’re both from Pakistan but seeing as we’re in Australia why don’t we immigrate for real? I mean really become true blue Aussies! Here’s my idea: You and me part ways for six months and try and soak up the culture. Then after the six months is up we can hang out again, and to make it interesting the most Australian one of us gets shouted a beer by the other, sound good?”
The other Pakistani guy agrees that this is a great idea and so they part ways.
Six months pass and as planned they meet up at a local pub. The first Pakistani guy is confident that he’s got the bet in the bag and says to his friend,
“Mate, I’ve got this one hands down. I’m as Aussie as it gets Cobba! I drive my Commodore down to the beach every week with a six pack of VBs in my esky and watch the footy religiously, I am as True Blue as it gets mate! ”
Other Pakistani guy just says, “Aww shut the fuck up ya Paki cunt!”
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