Two packs of crisps (chips if youre American) were walking down the road, when all of a sudden a taxi stops next to them.
"Do you two want a lift?"
"No thanks, we are Walkers"
Quite an old joke, but I thought Id share it anyway to remind you guys about it anyway.
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