Two old planes, Ansaldo and Altonov, are playing truth or dare.

After doing some typically stupid things, as one does when choosing 'dare' in a game of truth or dare, Ansaldo chooses 'truth'.

"What is a secret you've never told anyone that has a practical impact on your life?" Antonov asks very specifically.

"Well, the truth is," Ansaldo begins, "I'm actually not sure that I like female planes. I mean, don't get me wrong, I like them, but I might also like guy planes as well."

"No Shit," Antonov replies, "you're a bi-plane!

I came up with this looking at a pair of biplane cufflinks I have, so I think it's an original. I hope someone appreciate it :)

EDIT: Wording for timing impact.

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