The first old man says "I never did like it. My grandpappy was the last man hanged in this here state",
Second old timer, is surprised since they've known each other for a long time, "You never told me that before, -what did he do?"
First man thinks about it for a second and answers, "well... he just sort of swung gently back and forth in the breeze for a bit".
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