Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first guy says to the second guy, Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. The second guy says, That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too, and I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate. The first guy says, Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like? The second guy says, Well, she is young, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big firm breasts, and a tight butt. What does your wife look like? To which the first guy says, Never mind; let's just look for yours.
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