Two old coots were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
One leaned over to the other and said, “Man! Life is boring, we never have any fun these days. For $50.00, I’d take my clothes off and streak through the flower show!”
“You’re on!” said the other old fellow, holding up a $50.
As fast as he could, the old man fumbled his way out of his clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the town hall.
Waiting outside, his friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause.
The naked old man burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
“How did you do?” asked his friend.
“Great!” he said, “I won first prize as a dried arrangement!”
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