Two old codgers are sitting on a park bench...

The first says that it's a beautiful day.

The second agrees and says, "A day like this make me feel like I want to make love to Scarlett Johansson again."

The first is blown away. "Are you saying you have made love to Scarlett Johansson?"
The second explains, "There was a magical day, three years ago that was much like today. And on that day, I felt like making love to her."

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