When all of a sudden a vampire jumps out in front of their car. Sr Mary screeches on the brakes and says to Sr Patricia: "Quick! Get out and show it your cross!"
Sr Patricia steps out of the car and yells "Oi! Get off the fucking road you stupid cunt!"
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