One day at a convent two nuns are instructed by Mother Superior to paint their room. The sisters prepare to paint, and realize they are going to get paint on the habits. They eventually decide that since the windows in the room are fairly high up and no one is likely to see in, they can just keep the door shut and paint in the nude. After a few hours of nude painting, the sisters hear a knock on the door. "Who is it?" the sisters ask. "Blind Man," the man replies. The sister's look at each other and figure, if he's blind, then he won't even know they are nude. So they go and open up the door for the blind man. He steps in, takes a good look at each of the sisters and says "Nice tits, sisters. Where do you want the blinds?"
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