The first brother walks in and the recruiter asks "What do you do?" The Newfie replied "I'm a diesel fitter" and the recruiter says "Excellent, we can put you to work straight away in the oil fields." Excited, he goes and tells his brother he has a job. His brother walks in and the recruiter asks him the same question, to which the Newfie replied "I makes women's panties" and the recruiter said "excuse me?" Newfie says "yes by, I makes women's panties, and they're right good sure!" The recruiter, confused, looked at the Newfie and said "I can't give you a job making panties!" Pissed off, the Newfie says "What? How come? You gave my brother a job!"
"Yes, but your brother is a diesel fitter!"
"My son, you got it all wrong. I makes the panties, and me Brudder puts em on his head and says Yes by! Diesel fitter!!!"
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