Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, 'Hot in here, eh?' The second muffin turns and replies:

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nacho time

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What did one...

Nothing, because they're both suck up bitches.

Amanda

What 3 words are in the name Amanda? A, man, DUH!!

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Snowballs.

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